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Girl Speak 101: “I don’t like confrontation, I’m just trying to be friends with everyone.”

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Let me tell you about a game girls like to play, and I’ve come across it twice in the past few months and every time I do it makes me want to bash someones skull into a wall.  I typically say  it’s when someone is playing both sides against the middle… and here’s the definition from here: Play both ends against the middle  (American informal) To try to make two people or groups compete with each other in order to get an advantage for yourself. Like [Click Comments To Continue]

Girl Speak 101: Tittido (And Other Names of Shame)

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Let me put this out there, it’s no secret that girls talk badly about other girls.  In fact, I’m sure it’s no secret that guys talk badly about girls too.  What is surprising is the amount of words that we as humans create in order to describe the girls that we’re talking about. For instance, yesterday a friend of mine was lamenting about some girls who are constantly making her life miserable because they are friends with her boyfriend (and [Click Comments To Continue]

Girl Speak 101: “I Support You”

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Today’s lesson in Girl Speak 101 is when a girl tells you “I support you”.  What she really means is, “I’ll support you until something comes along and challenges that.  Then I will tell you that I support you but not really support you.” This is most evident in break ups where the girl in question is friends with both of the parties.  Typically, when a break up occurs, you split things down the middle.  For instance, one person gets one [Click Comments To Continue]

Girl Speak 101: Live Life To the Fullest

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Guys – I’m going to let you in on a little secret that girls don’t really talk about.  It’s a lexicon of sorts, things we may say on facebook or our twitters, which are really code to other girls.  Today is going to be the first installment of such a post. Live life to the fullest = Have Sex With Everyone You Can I see this everywhere, all over facebook, where girls who are coming off of break ups or drama of some sort make some post about how [Click Comments To Continue]