Yesterday I went bra shopping. You see, my old bras were in a sad state of disrepair. The underwire was starting to come out of the sides and poke me all day, and the padding was warped from one too many washing. Luckily, my mother had $40 in Kohl’s cash and the elusive 30% off coupon for her Kohl’s credit card.
Upon shopping in the bra section, I saw some of the cutest bras ever. There were frills and glitter and I imagined how awesome my boobs would look something like that…
Until I saw they were all for A and B cups.
Moving back towards a section for me, 40 DD, I discovered that all the options I had were plain colors. Pink, nude, black, blue and white to be specific. There were no frills, there were no glitter. It was just plain, with an advertisement that said, “Looks great under a teeshirt.”
A quick google search tells me that there are cute bras out for girls with larger tits. I mean, look for yourself: Google Image Search for Cute Bras
However, Kohl’s doesn’t have them. But let me tell you a secret – neither does Victoria’s Secret. If you walk into any store, they don’t have DD’s in stock – you have to order them from the catalog, and I’m sorry, but I’m not going to buy a bra without trying it on. Not to mention that their DD stock includes an additional fee for having to buy in such a large size – even higher than their normal bra size.
So, I got my plain bras because having a bra that fits is more important than having a bra that is cute. In fact, I got four plain bras for $47 which I consider quite a steal. But I’m thinking about lodging an official complaint.
BIG BREASTED WOMEN WANT CUTE BRAS TOO!