This post wraps up the 2012 Search Term Olympics. Unfortunately, you guys suck at pimping competitions on my blog, so there were very few entries this year. I expect more from you next year.
Without further adu:
Search Term Olympics: Most likely to be deemed as ‘evidence’ somewhere down the road
Jenbug Tweets: Okay, here’s one: “mom and son on a dirty camping trip”
Definitely the most disturbing of the search terms listed. A mother and son sexual camping trip? What the hell were you writing about Jen?
Search Term Olympics: Ken is a Perv
L.A.: “Tattoo in penis and cow”
… why are people tattooing cow’s penis? (Also, how is possible Ken did not even win the category named after him?)
Search Term Olympics: Sphincter Say What
Brandon: My favorite, “are there black redheads?” pulled up my post about various Wendy’s mascots.
I was going to make fun of this – but then I started wondering – are there naturally occurring black red-heads? A quick google search did not provide the answer – but it did get me to Brandon’s blog.
Those of you who won can proudly post that you have the most awful search terms on the internet. Congratulations! I would make a little graphic for you guys, but I’m lazy – and typically I actually have Brandon do all my graphics anyway.
And, as a bonus, since I was not competing, you guys can see some of my most fucked up search terms below:
Casey Anthony Vagina (14 people have searched this)
Where does the bloggess live (10 people have searched this)
And that’s it – apparently I need to write about more exciting things…