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Search Term Olympics: Ken is a Perv

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I’m on vacation this week with the boyfriend, and let me tell you – the Outer Banks of North Carolina are beautiful this time of year.  We have a small two bedroom condo for just the two of us right on the beach.  There are no children, and we’ve basically done nothing for three days.  (I haven’t even cleaned – I’ll have to do that right after I put up this blog post.)

In honor of my vacation, you guys get a new competition.

Introducing, The Search Term Olympics!

The rules are simple – every day there will be a new category – for each category, you look through the search terms used to access your blog.  Pick two of the most fitting, and comment them (in separate comments).

Everyone will vote for the best ones using the upvote feature of disqus.  Monday – the winners will be announced.  It is in your best interest to promote this via your own twitter / facebook / blog as well to get upvotes.

Today’s category is “Ken is a perv!” lovingly named after Ken from Ken and Ariel.  Find your most debouched search terms and submit them.

Have fun!

  • http://twitter.com/Tenacious_Ken Tenacious Ken

    These two came into kenandariel.com early AM, proving that perversity never sleeps. Copied verbatim:

    “My nose wedged between her butt or ass cheeks and up against her brown eye”

    and

    “who is the south african woman who jerked off a dog”

  • http://twitter.com/beausaphine B!

    Oooooh Childrens, you ready for this?
    On A Total Waste of Heels (http://www.wasteofheels.com)
    “Amazing 10 inch tranny”
    OR
    “sexy tranny diaper”

    Seriously, our #1 search term is “Tranny”

    they are almost always dissapointed.

  • http://twitter.com/JenbugTweets Jenbug Tweets

    Y’all, I already won this event. None of you guys can follow instructions.

    Here’s one:

    in texas that’s grounds for divorce

  • http://twitter.com/JenbugTweets Jenbug Tweets

    Fuck yeah! And here’s the other one:

    fuzzy dice eagle scout

  • L.A.

    My personal favorite:

    “Kicked in the twat” “precious honesty”

  • L.A.

    #2:

    “Tattoo in penis and cow”

  • http://www.lostinidaho.me/ Brandon from lostinidaho.me

    #1: Sweat pants boner

  • http://www.lostinidaho.me/ Brandon from lostinidaho.me

    #2: Amputee fetish sex

  • chemegirljaime

    “from my cold dead vagina”

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