Last night my Dad sent me an email asking me to fact check something Romney said. I responded with the fact check and ended the email with,
“People are dumb. Really fucking dumb. I’m about to start the goddamn zombie apocalypse myself just because culling 70 percent of the population is in humanities best interest.”
This morning, when I got into the office I had an email from Dad,
“I shouldn’t ask, but how do you start the zombie apocalypse before the Mayan calendar runs out in December?”
I <3 my dad so much.