So, I typically read my horoscope at the end of every month and laugh about how wrong, or how right it got what happened to me. I really, really, really wish I had read it earlier in the month. Susan Miller from AstrologyZone gives pretty in depth horoscopes and this is what she had to say on mine:
Pluto will be in hard angle to the moon and Uranus, and also at the same time be in hard angle to the Sun in your house of home. The moon is your ruler, so you will be taking everything very personally. The Sun rules your solar second house of earned income, so news about a fee or salary matter seems to upset you. Either someone will not pay you what was promised or you may experience an unexpected expense. Meanwhile, Pluto is currently in your relationship house, so in this complex situation, as much as you would love to get support from this person, you won’t and may, by default, become be part of the problem.
This could be a hot situation, so easy does it. If you were born near June 28 plus or minus five days, you will feel this stormy full moon more than most. If you were not, you may only feel a mild influence – a lot depends on your natal chart. If you have your natal horoscope chart, check it to see if you have a natal planet or your moon within five degrees of 7 degrees Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, or Libra. That planet or moon will become quite energized and sensitive.
No matter what your chart happens to be like, the advice I have for you is quite simple.
When Uranus is involved, you can never quite plan in advance, and everyone is in the same boat. No matter what comes up, it will seem to be random, and not at all what you would even imagine might happen. All you can do is make sure you have nothing of enormous importance planned for September 29 plus or minus five days. Do not initiate a new business venture then, and do not sign a contract then. Certainly, you would be wise not bring up controversial subjects at that time, even casually. (Everyone you meet will be fragile this weekend, no matter what their sign happens to be.)
I have been tweeting about this weekend for weeks (my name is @AstrologyZone on Twitter and on Facebook Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone), and because there is not much any of us can do, just stick to routine tasks. As I always say with times like these, you should simply sit back, open the window, and see what flies in. Be an observer, not an initiator. Be careful not to be overworked or overbooked – you will be able to think more clearly.
So, I check out her twitter, I find out she’s been calling this monster moon. Then I go and check my natal chart just for shits and giggles. I was born on June 22nd, and my moon is is at 6 degrees in Aries. Perhaps, just perhaps, this explains the HORRIBLE string of bad luck I’ve been having lately.
For a condensed list, check this out:
1. Work has been hell (I won’t elaborate, but anyone who knows me can comment on this.)
2. My wallet was stolen at the client site, and never recovered.
3. My mail forwarding is jacked so my replacement cards are MIA (I am sending them to my office until I fix my mail) which means I can’t pay to get anything replaced yet.
4. I’ve had no hot water for a week – I was staying home yesterday to wait for the guy.
5. My period was three weeks late (probably due to stress) and came on the day I had to do laundry because I had no underwear.
6. My washing machine subsequently broke and flooded my entire apartment.
7. My hermit crab died.
8. I spent last night at urgent care due to a concussion from slipping and falling on the water and hitting my head incredibly hard.
The greatest part about this is that all of this is occurring in the roughest, most strangest patch I have ever been in with a guy. You see, technically, three weeks ago the boyfriend and I actually broke up. I guess we’re trying to work things out though.
So basically, Susan Miller says this thing isn’t over until the 29th. I’m scared – and I think I’m going to lock myself in my house until it’s all done. Although considering the events of yesterday I’m not even sure the house is a safe place to be.
Someone bring me cigarettes.
Edit:
MonsterMoon – I hate you.

RIP Netbook!