You can find celebrities endorsing and creating some pretty weird things theses days, like yogurt, online colleges and male stamina pills. And should you want to be like them, you can even find wigs modeled after their hair, as well as clothes and make up designed by them. But does it get weird when you want to have sex toys designed after them? Sure, some celebrities have ventured into sex toy line creation, but what about sex toys that are meant to look like them? Sex toys that they probably had no involvement in whatsoever. I know you were curious, so I found five of the weirdest sex toys modeled after celebrities.
Are you a big Jersey Shore fan? Are you sad that they have decided to potentially end the series? Well, don’t worry, you can live your own Jersey Shore life by getting a Guido Love Doll. While they don’t officially use the name Jersey Shore, it’s clearly modeled after the guys on the show. Complete with rippling abs, a spray tan and ridiculous hair, you can now ride this Italian into the night. The best thing is that it can’t talk to you, so your brain cells won’t explode AND it will still be next to you in the morning. Hell, you can make him sleep in the wet spot. Zing!
Not into tan men? Don’t worry, because I’ve got the girl love doll for you. Why jam out to Lady Gaga,when you can jam up Lady Gag Gag? This love doll, designed to look like Lady Gaga, is far more accurate in the looks department when compared to the Guido doll. However, that only makes it more creepy. All you have to do is blow her up and poke her in the face; she’ll like it. I recommend you buy one for all of your friends. Naked love dolls are so overdone. Be original, go for the Gag Gag. Supply your own meat dress.
With the election just around the corner, how about showing your presidential support by picking up a Obama dildo? Now you can not only show the world who you’re voting for, but you can also let your orifices know. A dildo shaped into the form of Obama’s head comes in the convenient colors of blue and orange and a suit and tie serve as a replacement for the fake ridges and veins. You can never be over dressed for a night with the president.
Here’s where things go from strange to just plain creepy. I stumbled upon the Vamp dildo. This is the unofficial Twilight dildo. It comes in a sickly looking powder white, meant to mimic the color of vampire skin. This gem even sparkles when in the sunlight, much like your favorite leading vampire. I’m not sure why you would bring your vamp dildo out into the sun though. Maybe you just wanted to spend some time with it, go on a picnic, a walk in the park? There doesn’t appear to be anything special about this dildo, besides the fact that its called the Vamp Series and is the oh-so-familiar shade of vampire.
Finally, we go from strange, to creepy to just plain wrong. Do you love the baby Jesus? Does your butt? Well, it should and you can show just how devout you are by getting the Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Looking at it, you can’t really tell it’s the Baby Jesus–it could be any baby, really. So if you’re down for the plugging, but find it a little offensive, you can just imagine its some random baby. This way no harm is done. Amen.
Now that we’ve chatted about the strange, creepy and messed up sex toys, you may be thinking to yourself, “Gee, I want one but not one that looks like Obama.” Well, friends, if that’s the case, then just head over to Adam & Eve, where you can find sex dolls that look like some blonde broad on the street and dildos that look like, well, dildos.