Many of you are familiar with Brandon, the blogger over at lostinidaho. You see, we have multiple guest posts and twitters going back and forth and he’s pretty much my blogger boyfriend. Recently, he discovered a total gem in his home state that I must add to my collection of plushies.
Yes – Brandon found a plushie version of Mitt Romney while trying to claw things out of a vending machine. It must be mine. It will be mine.
Apparently, all I have to do to get this plushie Romney in my possession is to get the most upvotes on my comment over at Brandon’s blog. To entice you to go over there and vote for me, I will provide you a complete list of everything I will do with plushie Romney, as well as take your suggestions. If I manage to get plushie Romney in my possession, I will take pictures of me doing everything you have requested, as well as my complete list over the course of the election – and post them on my blog.
Things I Will Do With Plushie Romney
1. I will go have a beer with plushie Romney
2. I will take a romantic walk on the beach with plushie Romney
3. I will cuddle with plushie Romney
4. I will take plushie Romney shopping with me at Costco
5. I will attach plushie Romney to the roof of my car and drive around like that
6. I will bring plushie Romney to a gay wedding and take pictures (providing I’m invited to one)
7. I will take plushie Romney to Anacostia and introduce him to the “other side”
8. I will make plushie Romney pose on reddit gone wild
9. I will take plushie Romney to the strip club and have him “make it rain”
10. And after all of this, I will send plushie Romney to Afganistan (airdrop him if possible, with a golden parachute.)
So – go over to THIS POST and upvote my comment – and tell me when YOU want me to do with plushie Romney if I get him!