Things I Would Do To Plushie Romney

31
Aug
2012

Things I Would Do To Plushie Romney

categories: Adventures of Plushie Romney, Politics

Many of you are familiar with Brandon, the blogger over at lostinidaho. You see, we have multiple guest posts and twitters going back and forth and he’s pretty much my blogger boyfriend. Recently, he discovered a total gem in his home state that I must add to my collection of plushies.

Yes – Brandon found a plushie version of Mitt Romney while trying to claw things out of a vending machine. It must be mine. It will be mine.

Apparently, all I have to do to get this plushie Romney in my possession is to get the most upvotes on my comment over at Brandon’s blog. To entice you to go over there and vote for me, I will provide you a complete list of everything I will do with plushie Romney, as well as take your suggestions. If I manage to get plushie Romney in my possession, I will take pictures of me doing everything you have requested, as well as my complete list over the course of the election – and post them on my blog.

Things I Will Do With Plushie Romney

1. I will go have a beer with plushie Romney
2. I will take a romantic walk on the beach with plushie Romney
3. I will cuddle with plushie Romney
4. I will take plushie Romney shopping with me at Costco
5. I will attach plushie Romney to the roof of my car and drive around like that
6. I will bring plushie Romney to a gay wedding and take pictures (providing I’m invited to one)
7. I will take plushie Romney to Anacostia and introduce him to the “other side”
8. I will make plushie Romney pose on reddit gone wild
9. I will take plushie Romney to the strip club and have him “make it rain”
10. And after all of this, I will send plushie Romney to Afganistan (airdrop him if possible, with a golden parachute.)

So – go over to THIS POST and upvote my comment – and tell me when YOU want me to do with plushie Romney if I get him!

http://www.lostinidaho.me/ Brandon from lostinidaho.me

What, no motorboating?

Good luck!
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  Well now that you’ve put that out there:
  
  11. I will motorboat plushie Romney. (In the strip club, with some strippers.)
  - http://www.lostinidaho.me/ Brandon from lostinidaho.me
    
    Oh, and blogger boyfriend? More like blogger husband. Boyfriends get sex, husbands don’t, so there’s that….
    - http://twitter.com/karifur Kari F., LVT
      
      Husbands who don’t get sex have the wrong kind of wives.
      - http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
        
        AGREED!
    - http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
      
      HA! Let’s be honest, if I was closer, there’d be lots of threesomes, so how about long-distance-blogger-boyfriend or LDBB for short. LOL
Kimberly Warren

Upvoted you over there! Looking forward to the picture of the little plusher making it rain!
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  Thank you Kimberly! Hopefully I win and you’ll get to see plushie romney at the strip club Vixens in the near future!
http://twitter.com/karifur Kari F., LVT

You should also have plushie Romney do a strip tease (if the clothing is removable) and post it on YouTube. Except for the tie. Of course he needs to keep the tie on.
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  Oh totally!!! @Lost_In_Idaho:disqus – are his clothes removable?
  - http://www.lostinidaho.me/ Brandon from lostinidaho.me
    
    I AM NOT GOING TO STRIP MITT ROMN–
    
    Hold on a minute…
    
    Nope. Sorry.
Beltway Brat

BAHAHAHAHA! Look at that grimace!! It’s like he’s trying to take a cotton shit!
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  HAHAHAHA, it’s so true! so so true!
Amr Helmi

11. On a rollercoaster next to you
12. In line at the DMV
13. Plunging your toilet (to show that he can be Joe the Plumber)
14. In a hunting outfit
15. Sitting in a chair at the doctor’s office with a magazine
16. Watching a movie in 3-D
17. At the Renaissance Festival (possibly throwing an axe or with a turkey leg)
18. Riding a cat or dog with a cowboy hat
19. On your computer looking at porn
20. Drinking a Big Gulp
21. Sitting on the toilet with a newspaper (possibly immediately after #13)
22. Looking at nutritional information on the box while eating cereal
23. At the Grand Canyon
24. At a Halloween party (in costume)
25. Running from zombies

In fact, on further thought, I want the Romney plush!
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  Technically – if *I* get him, you by proxy also get to do all these things with me. Also – by listing them out, they have been added to my list.
  
  BAM!
Amr Helmi

26. Smelling milk to see if it’s expired
27. Doing a crossword puzzle
28. Flying and/or being flown by a kite
29. Under your car fixing it
30. Climbing the Washington monument
31. doing one of those obnoxious photos in front of mount Rushmore which makes it look like his head is the same size as and next to the carved faces
32. Jogging
33. Watching an awkward moment scene (think of the beaver in Basic Instinct) with your parents/grandparents/random old people
34. Calculating the tip at a restaurant
35. Playing video games on your X-Box with Mountain Dew and Cheese Curl crumbs everywhere
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  On second thought… maybe I will make you do all these things with me and plushie romney.
chemegirljaime

done and done.
http://midnightranter.livejournal.com/ Midnight Ranter

As a man who is proud of his work, numbers 6,8 and 10 are my ideas

Let me also add
36. Laying on a beach in the Caymans with a drink in one hand on a towel made of money
37. Sleeping in a Swiss bank deposit box
38. Manning a yacht.
39. Building a road (after all he DID build that)
40. With a Batman cowl and cape on posing on the top of some high building at night
41. Good seats at a Philly Flyers game
42. Center ice at Philly Flyers game.
43. Getting fitted for a tailored suit
44. On the floor of a major stock exchange.
45. Voting for Obama (and yes, if it were to have been an Obama doll, I would have said voting for Romney)
http://twitter.com/KidFreeLiving Kid-FreeLiving

LOVE IT:
9. I will take plushie Romney to the strip club and have him “make it rain”
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