Things Not To Do On a Tuesday Night

04
Apr
2012

Things Not To Do On a Tuesday Night

The following is a public service announcement directed at anyone and everyone who knows or associates with Stephanie on work nights.

Stephanie is not allowed to do the following things on a Tuesday (or any other night where she has to work in the morning) -

1. Drink Blue Moon for happy hour

2. Drink more than 6 blue moons in a night

3. Stay at the bar until 1AM

4. Drunk text the most recent ex-boyfriend

5. Be involved in any sort of trivia game where she might possibly say inappropriate things other people will hear.

However, all hope is not lost! Things we learned at the trivia game include:

1. I can take 6 or 7 rum and cokes like a champ and not get drunk, but Blue Moon will do me in every time.

2. You should always leave mouth wash by your bedside table for a 1 night stand.

3. Cake is a basic “food” group - but only EQ and I know what cake really means.

4. Carnival Cruise lines is the redneck cruise line.

5. Texts that I send to ex-boyfriends that are not most recent are HILARIOUS.

Also, funny side story, people are starting to call me Dorman again instead of by Stephanie. This is probably because my brother is no longer around so it’s not confusing. Also, people didn’t recognize me with short hair – except Jeff – who went away before I grew it long and only remembers me with short hair.

Oh, and Jimmy – I still love your bar.

When was the last time you got wasted on a work night? Did you go to work the next day?

beeethanyj

It’s probably been 6+ months since the last time I got too drunk on a weeknight. Lately I get the WORST hangovers so I always try to hit that sweet spot of drunkenness where I’m feeling buzzed and happy but I can have some water and sleep it off. The most I’ll have on a work night is a couple of glasses of wine.

I’ve been hungover at work plenty of times but I only called out once for it, and that was only because I knew that I had nothing to do at work anyway.
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  Yeah, for me it’s probably been the same. Actually, it’s been since November since I even got drunk at all. But wooooozzzerrrsss. Today at work is killer.
Ariel

Did you ever know that you’re my hero? And everything I would like to be?
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  All you have to do is come down to JImmy’s. :-P
Brandon P.

Blue Moons = Wasted *scribbles in a notepad*

Know what else you shouldn’t do on a Tuesday night? Me.
- http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
  
  You know, you keep saying I shouldn’t do you – it makes me think you want me to do you.
  - Brandon P.
    
    Ok, maybe. But not on Tuesday. That’s like feeding a gremlin after midnight. Don’t ask why….
    - http://www.howmanyfrogs.com/ Stephanie Dorman
      
      I don’t even know what to do with that Brandon. Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? Cause some of the evil gremlins look like they’d be awesome in bed…. just sayin……
http://therebelchick.com/ Therebelchick

Unfortunately, I can’t even remember the last time I got wasted. Maybe that’s a good thing? I don’t know, it just makes me feel old. I would run to the bathroom and give myself some bangs to make me feel young, but I still have bangs from when I freaked out about getting old 2 years ago.