The following is a public service announcement directed at anyone and everyone who knows or associates with Stephanie on work nights.
Stephanie is not allowed to do the following things on a Tuesday (or any other night where she has to work in the morning) -
1. Drink Blue Moon for happy hour
2. Drink more than 6 blue moons in a night
3. Stay at the bar until 1AM
4. Drunk text the most recent ex-boyfriend
5. Be involved in any sort of trivia game where she might possibly say inappropriate things other people will hear.
However, all hope is not lost! Things we learned at the trivia game include:
1. I can take 6 or 7 rum and cokes like a champ and not get drunk, but Blue Moon will do me in every time.
2. You should always leave mouth wash by your bedside table for a 1 night stand.
3. Cake is a basic “food” group - but only EQ and I know what cake really means.
4. Carnival Cruise lines is the redneck cruise line.
5. Texts that I send to ex-boyfriends that are not most recent are HILARIOUS.
Also, funny side story, people are starting to call me Dorman again instead of by Stephanie. This is probably because my brother is no longer around so it’s not confusing. Also, people didn’t recognize me with short hair – except Jeff – who went away before I grew it long and only remembers me with short hair.
Oh, and Jimmy – I still love your bar.