How To Become a Born Again Virgin (Without Going To Church)

27
Mar
2012

How To Become a Born Again Virgin (Without Going To Church)

In my humble opinion, there are two ways to handle any break up.

1. ”The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.”

This is typically the way I handle any sort of break up. I replace the person I miss with someone inferior who won’t last but keeps my mind off whatever is going on. This is also known as the “rebound”. Typically, this is fairly easy for me to accomplish because honestly, who wouldn’t want to get with this? I’m awesome. Seriously, I”ve never had a problem getting a rebound – and this break up is no exception. I’ve got guys lining up to try to take me out to dinners, or get me in bed – but unfortunately, I have absolutely no interest in them. It’s really a two fold problem – the first is that sexually I have no interest in them. Why bother? The second is that it would be so unfair to any guy I dated. My heart is so full of love for Zack that there really isn’t room for anyone else. I was talking to April about the whole situation on Sunday night and I told her, “I think it’s entirely possible that I’ll never get over Zack – and that’s okay.” April, bless her heart, was the one person who looked at me, dead in the face, and said that she knew exactly what I was saying – and that it was okay. (Unlike everyone else who would just say, “Give it time.” Time isn’t going to heal this people – sorry to say.)

2. Find something to distract you.

The other school of thought is that in any break up, you have to have something to distract you from the pain of the break up and the things that you did together. Since I can’t exactly get under anyone, it’s kind of like fate that yesterday I got a text message from someone I used to play WoW with.

Nasti Masti: Frosty?
Stephanie: Masti!
Nasti Masti: Heey!
Stephanie: Hiya!
Nasti Masti: Watchu been up to?
Stephanie: Not much, going through a pretty bad break up. How about you?
Nasti Masti: Oiii, sorry to hear that. I’m heading over to a friends, got on WoW today and was thinkin of our old gang.
Stephanie: I know! I miss everyone! I haven’t popped open WoW in forever.
Nasti Masti: You still paying for it?
Stephanie: Nah – cut that a year ago. I might reup though.
Nasti Masti: When I get home, I’ll send you the scroll of resurrection.

So, later that night, in my inbox, popped up the Scroll of Resurrection.

Apparently, with the new scrolls I get the following things for free:

• A FREE upgrade to Cataclysm
• A single character boosted to level 80
• An optional FREE Character Move to your friend’s realm/faction (for the boosted character only).
• Seven Days of FREE Game Time.

All of my characters (of which there are 7) are currently sitting at level 80 except my pathetic level 6 warrior. (I guess I’ll have a warrior at level 80 now too.) To grind them all out to level 80 should take me about 2 weeks per character with my work schedule, and then after that, I’ll have to run randoms like crazy to gear myself, and find myself a raiding guild on Uldaman. All of this basically means between this blog, WoW and Pampered Chef – I’ll basically have no time to even think about guys or Zack or anything of the sort.

So now I just have to remove the authenticator from my account and get my new one on. Yippie!

What video games do you play?

Brandon P.

If you don’t grind your Warrior up, it’s going to be a pain to master the rotations.

And now you have me thinking about my Druid again. I have 5 80′s, but Droodette was my favorite. Why would I ever need another toon, when she could do it all?
- doitalone
  
  Also, I don’t like melee, so if I had the warrior it would just to be a bank toon anyway, but why not get him to 80 for the fun of it
  - Brandon P.
    
    When I played, I had the 2nd best balance druid on the server (Draenor Horde) and the 4th best tank. My guild hated me, because I always wanted to do something different. If they wanted me as their Raid Tank, and I got bored and wanted to do melee dps, they’d throw shitfits…
    
    “Hey guys? I’m going to go kitty/resto specs, kaykay?”
    - doitalone
      
      I was the one of the best shaman on my server and actually the only resto shaman’s worth a damn. But my real passion was my priest – BubbleBox. I was great as a shaman, but I was epic as a priest. So it would annoy me when someone would be like, “oh, we already have a priest, we need your ahk.” and I’m like QUIT USING ME FOR MY STONES!
    - doitalone
      
      Also, my tank was a gnome DK with pink hair named PocketBox. HOW CUTE!
- doitalone
  
  I didn’t like my druid, my two favorite characters were my warlock or mage for leveling and my priest or shaman for raiding.
  
  Basically I like clothies. I like being at a serious disadvantage. LOL
http://k-rystal.com/wp Krystal

play all the games! most recently it’s been skyrim (haven’t gotten a new game in a while, guess having a baby will do that to you). Paul keeps trying to get me to play Fallout New Vegas. and there’s always SWTOR. or something like super meat boy
- doitalone
  
  I completed the story line in Skyrim, now I just need to go back and do like every other achievement and quest. LOL
http://profile.yahoo.com/65R4RWFJMTOYDUIJC3TNOPJ3LM Jason Wallace

That scroll thing is pretty tempting. I was never a fan of the grind, so a free jump to 80 would be nice. I think if I had money and wanted to play an MMO it would be the Star Wars one though.
- doitalone
  
  Yeah, I thought about Star Wars – but I’m already so invested into my toons on WoW – plus, free play time and all my friends are on WoW.
YoungmanBrown

Must say that I’ve never played WoW, but I would imagine that it would take ones mind off of a breakup. I used to play Madden [insert year] when I wouldn’t want to think about another disappointing season by the Eagles.
- doitalone
  
  Haha, and there have been a lot of disappointing seasons by the Eagles. I think it’s roughly the same as a break up